We suck at golf...
...and you know what? It's a lot more fun than being good at something.
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing." - Phyllis Diller
"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." - Hank Aaron
"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." - Winston Churchill
"If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would have been a great shot." - Sam Snead
"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them." - Kevin Costner
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2 waggish utterances thus far...:
et tu Brute!
My husband purchased golf clubs for me for my 32nd birthday. I played once and I returned them. I'm an A-type personality and golf would have caused me to have a stroke from the frustration.
:) Enjoyed the post! How did you dinner go? I made those yummy little tomatoes (posted on PW). I'm making them again this weekend for the in-laws (brownie points!).
Oh, see, you got your grip all wrong! Sheesh!
-Chris
Weather Moose
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