Hypocritical germaphobe...

I'm ridiculous.

I have to wash my hands a lot when I'm in super clean environments. I'll wipe things down with cleansers and bacteria-fighting agents regularly.

Then I go camping and I'll eat butter off the ground and drink water out of a lake.

I'm ridiculous.

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Ryan Allen Doan said...

you are rediculous. I have never seen you carry sanitizer around on your key chain before. You sissy. A little dirt is good for you.