Unmatched Relaxation...

For me, I can think of no other thing that's quite as relaxing as an automatic car wash.

Getting my hair cut is a close second, but I've never fallen asleep while getting a haircut...probably a good thing. I'm not quite sure what it is exactly. I mean, these touchless car wash deals are extremely noisy and yet it's like they cut out all the noise in my head.

I love getting my car(s) washed.

The reason I'm mentioning this is because I think I may have cut my automatic car wash supply off this year. I typically try to get a washin' every few weeks or so and it's always like a mini-vacation. No more mini-vacations planned. Why?

That's why:

I've been dreaming of one of these man-toys for a while now...that dream has become a reality. I simply had to wait for the right opportunity (enter my wife throwing a baby shower at our house) and viola!! 2600PSI...yes please. 5.5 Horsepower...yes please. Muahahahaha.

So...it's a bittersweet victory. While I can now blow the paint off of nearly any hard surface, I'll have to sit on the washing machine with my eyes closed and my imagination turned way up for the same car wash effect. It's a trade-off I'm willing to get used to.

Now if I could just figure out how to get gasoline to flow through this thing...

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