Okay so typically "green" cleansers AKA "environmentally friendly" cleansers are pretty weak. They just don't do the job the good ole' chemicals do. You can make up a really strong mixture of vinegar and water, but the trouble is it stinks...and there's not much that will cover the stinky vinegar smell. But this will:



Add equal parts white vinegar and water in a spray bottle. Get yourself some Lavender essential oil and drop in as many drops as you need for it to smell pretty. I used about 20 drops because I love to over-do things. It smells awesome and it cleans glass, counter tops, cutting boards, etc.. with the quickness. This stuff works awesome...it's cheap over the long run, and it makes your house smell good when you've got a couple of stinky poop-smelling dogs.

The essential oil is super strong stuff and it should last you a while...it's not cheap for a little bottle, but it goes a long way. This one cost me around $8 at Whole Foods today.

Realizing fully that I'm dangerously close to having my man-card turned in, I'm also attaching a photo of me with a massive black eye from Dodgeball. This is to remind you that I have boy parts and I'm no sissy.



Enough of this blogging...I've got to get back to more important things like pushing back my cuticles. They've really looked awful lately.